The reason being is that I’d ran out of pages and was too skint to buy another book?
Yet I’ll always have 4 cans of Skol winking at me!
Love the place.
With its huge shopping centre.
The opposite of love potion?
‘Piss off powder’.
Hope it’s not itchy in the ‘bitsy’ department!
Bought Lindy fish, chips, mushy peas and a pot of tea for £1.99.
Hey it’s 1993 remember?
Aye up it’s that time again 8-15pm on a Saturday.
With Janine and Donna.
Janine is telling us all about when she was hypnotised.
She actually thought she was a ballerina.
Popped into WC’s.
I can still remember it being old fashioned toilets . With the big bulging chain.
That’d knock you senseless if it happened to bonk you on the head.
Donna and Janine are well on their way!
Myself on the other hand was just a tad fresh.
I’ll soon pump that up.
Greeting ‘Oldie bouncer and Rodney bouncer.
This bloke barked something really rude at me.
It was out of order.
Luckily I stuck my emergency ‘V’s up at him!
Spilled my drink all over myself.
What a waste!
Just creasing myself over the D.J named Alan fat bastard.
He just rips the audience apart with his dry but wicked sense of humour.
Great joining Gail and gang.
Singing the Music Man with them all.
Donna threw a table over with all the drinks on it.
Think she thought she was Paul Daniels with an invisible table cloth!
She then proceeded to put a tea bag in her wine and sprays it all over everyone.
Golden, crispy chips in the curry house.
Janine nearly got chucked out of the curry house for being leg-less!
No wonder?
She’d downed a lethal 20/20.
Which knocked the cotton socks off
her.
We persuaded them not to sling her out!
