‘Kef breath’
“Shocking, your breath is shocking” quoted a resident.
Obviously not.
After my wild bender!
Boss-Man strolls in wafting his hands .
Wouldn’t mind wafting his hairs on his ‘fandango’
(Sorry I saw Queen last night .
A tribute band. Can’t you just tell?)
There’s a Coffee morning at work .
Was hoping for a ginormous slab of homemade coffee cake to soak the beers I’d guzzled.
Instead a big piece of Parkin was bought and home made biscuits.
Spotted Slow Coach purchasing a rather large (ram in your mouth ) slavering cream cake.
“Bang goes your diet!” I jested.
Afterwards she came up to me.
Her hands holding the big cream cake.
I was dribbling like Alan Shearer.
Looking at this man-size cake.
“Oh you can have the cream cake Fiona?”
I suddenly felt guilty.
Poor Slow Coach.
One thing was for sure.
I was getting rather good at putting my feet in it!
Not the sponge cake but just not thinking what I was saying.
I’d obviously made her feel not too good about buying a cream cake but it wasn’t intentional.
It was a genuine joke that I’d cracked but not thought about properly!
Showed Gran the Parkin.
“Here have a sniff” I egged Gran on.
Gran did then put the Parkin straight into her bag and handed me 50p.
Cute Gran!
