Now I’m just reading my diary and I’m slightly worried?
Now I’m severely concerned?
It’s saying I have a thing for older men?
This sentence I’m ok with.
It’s the thing I have for f@@@ing Paul Mcenna…….
That’s the f@@@ing problem?
Personally I need to get hypnotised by Paul to erase these screwed up feelings out of my skull.
Immediately!
My other crush is John F Kennedy which I can cope with.
My third fancy pants fiasco fandango is bloody Bill ‘ never refuses a blow job’’Clinton.
I actually didn’t think it could get any worse!
At least it wasn’t Geoffrey from Rainbow or is he the fourth?
Bungle the fifth
Decided to go out with ‘Prick-Star.’
Ended up getting pretty bloody fresh.
( Didn’t mean to honest?)
Saw Jules and bouncers.
Held hands with Prick Boy on purpose.
He didn’t seemed bothered and I wasn’t really sure why I did it?
Probably the pills lager!
Hopped in for a curry.
Spewed up after ( Ace eh ?)
Prick the nosey tart is trying to read my diary.
I say ballocks to that .
See how he feels when he sees my Paul Mcenna and Bll Clinton fantasy fumbles list!
